Or call my outfit that. I haven’t really left the house in two days due to feeling incredibly lousy, the horribly rainy weather, and the fact that Carl doesn’t have a day off until Sunday. Cue boredom and lack of motivation. But also I’ve been planning Viva Fat Vegas like a villain, which means I’ve had to be on this lovely little MBP a lot. Anyway, today I had to leave the house due to the dreaded *dun dun dun*

Doctor’s Appointment.

And I always dress up for my doctor’s appointments, because I like to pretend that if I look nice, if I look like the fatshionista I am, he won’t lecture me about being the dreaded F-A-T. I’m not quite sure where that logic comes from…but in my mind, if I dress nice, the doctor will ignore my fat. Regardless, I went because I had to do a follow-up appointment (after my last appointment which was…umm…September? Yeah, you can about that here.) and I had obviously been putting it off for basically a year, so I went. And I was super anxious. And tweeting from the room. Waiting for my fat lecture. My fat lecture THAT NEVER CAME! So, I basically, it’s because I wore the following outfit…right?

OOTD:

Top: Kimono Top by Gillian Grey Collection (via Label Shopper)

Leggings: Old Navy

Boots: Isaac Mizrahi

Bracelets: Freshwater pearls from eBay

Necklaces: vintage costume pearls from Goodwill

Messy Unruly Hair: ALL MINE!